We could lie to you and tell you we were off reporting some big important story, or visiting our sick grandmothers in the hospital but that wouldn’t be right. We could also say something like
“Gosh man, work’s been crazy and it’s hard to stay on top of things when we all work full time jobs. Sometimes we just need a break, you know?”.
Yes, that would be partially true, but sometimes we find ourselves stuck in an vicious circle of the same jokes, constantly revolving around “look who’s building this”, “fuck Chicago”, and “Let’s put the Hop in the lake”.
Yes, these jokes are wholly ours and we hold a patent on them so don’t even think about making them without paying us royalties. Aside from that, there are only a certain amount of original, funny, and groundbreaking jokes that can be made in a two year period (yes, we’ve been around for two years now).
Honestly, we would like to apologize to the people of Waukesha for your kind-of lovely city getting caught in the crosshairs of our comedic ventures. We truly do think you are pretty okay for the most part. We hope you enjoy your grace period.
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