Local Sex Shop The Tool Shed Announces New Line of Racing Sausage Dildos

AmFam won’t be the only happy Clam in Milwaukee this season! Just in time for opening day, The Tool Shed announced a new line of special sex toys. Based on the famous racing sausages, these five new toys have something for everyone! Whether you are horny for the hot dog or begging for a bratwurst, you are sure to come in first with one of these special edition dildos. 

• The Brat. A classic didlo with just the right amount of mustard flavored lube.
• The Polish. It’s got extra curvature to it to really hit that G spot.
• The Italian. Extra large chef’s hat head. 
• The Chorizo. Your playtime just got spicy hot!
• The Hot Dog. Skinnier and longer than our other dildos. 

Get a special bonus Barrelman buttplug free with any purchase of a racing sausage dildo. 

Here’s what folks in the Brewers organization had to say about the new sex toys: 

“Get up, get up, get outta here to The Tool Shed before these Racing Sausage Dildos are gone!”

– Bob Uecker 

“I already own the whole collection!” – Sophia Minneart 

Lucy Tollefson Reporting

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