“Kwik Trip Flavored” Ice Cream Unveiled For National Ice Cream Day
WISCONSIN – To celebrate National Ice Cream Day, Midwesterners have one more ice-cream flavor option at their favorite gas station: Kwik Trip Flavored Nature’s Touch Ice Cream.
See what familiar tastes are encapsulated in this sweet treat’s highly complex flavor profile:
- Karuba Coffee
- Day-old Glazer Donut
- Menthol cigarettes
- Urge Sour Cream and Onion Potato Chips
- Stolen blue bag of softener salt
- Hot Spot Roller-Dog
- Absolutely no mint
- Don Zietlow
- 2am Kitchen Cravings Cheese Mountain Pizza
- Broken tire pressure gauge
- Yellow “Use Other Register” sign
- White Fluorescent Light
- Ultimate-Level Kwik Trip Gas Card
- Distant Kwik Trip Bakery aftertaste
- Kwik Trip Premium Gasoline
- Kwik Trip Premium Gasoline pump handle
- Used Hypodermic Needle Disposal Container
- “Caution: Wet Floor” sign
- Really loud motorcycle
- Semi truck taking up 6 parking spots
- Green bananas
- Brown bananas
- No yellow bananas
- A person who is standing in front of the glass refrigerator door you want to go in, but they’re taking forever and you just want to grab that one thing really quick.
- Distilled water
- Distilled employee
- The spot where the Red Box used to be
- A 12-hour shift
- Police crime scene tape
- Person saying “You know what Kwik Trip should make?”
- A BJ in the Beer Cave
- Cashier’s skin tag
- Red brick tile floor bathroom grout
- The tears of a divorced middle-aged man buying five take-home meals to last the week
- Chocolate
Contributed by Wisconsin News Today staff
