Elon Musk Living Example Of What Happens When Rich Kids Aren’t Bullied Enough

MADISON, WI- They say one small act of kindness can make a huge difference in someone’s life. We here at Wisconsin News Today would like to argue that an act of adolescent bullying could have an even larger effect. So let us ask. Have you ever wanted to make the world a better place? 

It’s not easy being a working stiff. This reporter’s shoes have so many holes in it, he’s going to have to call a priest, because, well because it’s so holy. Here are some tips for publicly bullying the rich kids at your school so we don’t end up with another Elon. 

The easiest way of doing this is to focus on something unique about them, whether it’s their glasses, their weight, and coming up with a hurtful nickname. As most public school lockers aren’t big enough for a person, you’ll need to get creative with your punishments. Just remember to have fun with it!