Brady Street Hit and Run Driver Identified as Kyle Rittenhouse
MILWAUKEE – Paul Prediger, 30, found himself on the wrong end of a vehicular encounter last week while walking home from an arm wrestling tournament. WItnesses reported that a hit-and-run driver, later identified as Rittenhouse, hit Prediger, leaving him with afternoon-threatening injuries.
The victim, expressed his disbelief, saying, “I mean, I knew I had a passing resemblance to Gaige Grosskruetz, but I never expected it to be so convincing that even Kyle Rittenhouse couldn’t tell us apart.”
Rittenhouse’s legal team is already preparing a new “self-defense” strategy, arguing that their client felt he was in danger. Local authorities, however, remain unconvinced by this unique legal argument.
As this legal spectacle unfolds, it serves as a chilling reminder that one should exercise caution when navigating Brady Street.
