In A Surprising Turn Of Events, Brookfield Wisconsin, Has Officially Declared Itself The Center Of The Universe
BROOKFIELD, WI- Sources close to the town government claim that a recent study, conducted by a team of highly qualified experts (who happen to be the mayor’s golf buddies), has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Brookfield is indeed the center of the universe. The study, which took a grand total of ten minutes to complete, apparently relied on a combination of “gut feelings” and “just knowing.”
When asked to comment on the study, local resident and resident skeptic, Mary Johnson, said, “I’m not sure what the criteria for ‘center of the universe’ is, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t involve the mayor’s golf buddies.”
