WISCONSIN RAPIDS – A Wisconsin community has been sent into turmoil this week when a mass shooter opened fire at a shopping center near 8th Street South and Goodnow Avenue. When police arrived on the scene last Tuesday around 3 PM, they were stunned to find that the suspect was, in fact, a woman.
“I just don’t know what this country is coming to,” stated Deputy Sheriff Stephen Shirley, “Women are going out and taking on roles traditionally occupied by young men. Frankly, I blame Hollywood and the Liberal agenda.”
Not everyone is responding so critically. “Yas queen!” stated local librarian Deidre Jackowski, “It’s great to see a strong example for our daughters of a woman not being afraid to make herself seen in a space crowded with men.”
As of publication date, the suspect remains at large while police wait for her to finish receiving a mani-pedi.