MILWAUKEE, WI- A study conducted by the Department of Transportation, found that a whopping 99.9% of all traffic jams in the city can be attributed to cars. According to the study, cars in Milwaukee are not only causing traffic jams but also contributing to the city’s notoriously high accident rate.
According to the report, the problem lies in the fact that cars are simply too efficient at getting people from point A to point B. “They’re just too darn good at what they do,” said one researcher. “They’re so good, in fact, that everyone wants to use them, which leads to overcrowding on the roads and, ultimately, traffic jams.”