Local Gnat Horrified To See Parents in Same Gnat Orgy Cloud
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MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN – A local gnat was horrified to discover his parents were fucking at the same gnat orgy cloud.
The lifecycle of a gnat is one of waiting. In their short 40 days, they spend the first 32 of those as a relatively inactive egg, larva, and pupa. So when Gnoah Gnelson transitioned from pupa to adult on day 33, he had one thing in mind: gnat orgy cloud.
“I just wanted to fuck as much as possible,” Gnelson explained, “That’s all I’ve every wanted to do really.”
Who could blame Gnelson? With an adult breeding period of only 8 days at the end of his life cycle, it would be like a human waiting until their mid 60s before they could experience the magic of sex.
The early prospects looked great as Gnelson quickly found a gnat orgy cloud in progress at a South Shore Park near a garbage can.
“It was just an immaculate tornado of fuck,” Gnelson continued, “I couldn’t wait to just dive in and start going to town on some them thoraxes.”
Unfortunately Gnelson’s excitement was almost immediately burst as the very first couple he happened upon were his biological gnat parents, Gned and Gnancy.
“What are the odds that of the tens of thousands of gnats fucking, the very first ones I see are my parents!?! I mean, come on!”
Gnelson froze in a horrified locked eye contact with his parents for what seemed an eternity. Gnelson likened it to staring at a car crash not because your brain cannot fully process or comprehend what it is seeing. This ruined the entire experience for Gnelson.
“After that, I was just done. I couldn’t fuck anyone after seeing that.”
Gnelson then quickly exited the orgy and flew directly into the mouth of a nearby human.
Dr. Jonathan H. Dong reporting
