ROME, WI- In a groundbreaking statement from the big chief himself, God has announced that he has finally perfected, and will be beginning mass production on his new design.
The Giannis Antetokounmpo model of human has been described as an “absolute masterclass of engineering and design,” and even God is having trouble grasping what he’s just accomplished.
“I don’t know what I screwed up, but Giannis is the normal sized human here, the rest of you just puny. I don’t know if I didn’t add enough yeast, red wine, or what the hell happened with the rest of you, but damn I really hit it out the park when creating Giannis.”
He continues, “Its been a long road. Think of all the inferior models out there that I really shit the bed on. Napoleon was bite sized, and then suddenly I came up with Andre the Giant. I just couldn’t get a balance going. Tom Brady was close, but he’s a bit of a prick, and the mental side of things is critical too.”