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DOGE Announces Layoffs for Thousands of Wisconsin Cows
CHILTON, WI – The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has announced sweeping layoffs across Wisconsin’s dairy industry, leaving thousands of
CHILTON, WI – The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has announced sweeping layoffs across Wisconsin’s dairy industry, leaving thousands of
WAUKESHA, WI – Ashley Hammelman was finally freed from her own hair dryer cord after a harrowing three-day ordeal which
WAUKESHA, WI- During a recent sign spin session, mic’d up Liberty Tax spinner Larry Hanson went on a racially charged
MILWAUKEE – The editorial board at Wisconsin News Today has decided, for the very first time, to endorse a candidate
ROME, WI – Following months of tension over disputed territories, it appears the empires of Rome and Athens will begin
WASHINGTON DC – This afternoon, President Donald Trump banned Bar Dice, Shake of the Day, Ship Captain Crew and all