Meet The Conservative Nationalists Who Are Line Dancing Across China

CHINA – Much like the famed Shen-Yun dance troupe, a group of conservative nationalists from the West have been spotted line dancing their way across China.

According to reports, the group, Yee-Haw, have been traveling the country, showcasing their line dancing skills while waving American flags and complaining about M&M’s becoming less sexy.

Their goal? To spread their brand of nationalism and “liberty” to the Chinese people.

“We’re here to show the Chinese people how to really live free,” said the group’s leader, a man who goes by the name of “Johnny Freedom”. “Line dancing is just the start. We’re going to teach them how to eat apple pie, shoot guns, oppress minorities and sing the Star-Spangled Banner.”