VATICAN CITY – Spiritual leader Pope Francis was officially traded from the Holy See to the New Orleans Saints ahead of this weekend’s NFL draft.
MILWAUKEE – In celebration of April 20, also known as Stoner’s Christmas, the Highest Holiday, Rosh Hash-anah, “Pass the bong”-over, Halloweed, Rama-dank and Hitler’s Birthday,
MILWAUKEE, WI – Local dad Derreck Sacksniffer has imposed a 10% tariff on all jelly beans his son finds in their backyard during their annual
MILWAUKEE, WI – With the Milwaukee Brewers starting the 2025 season hovering around a mediocre .500 record, management launched their new protective “Torpedo Nut Cup”
WASHINGTON D.C – In a joint statement issued this morning, the nation’s police chiefs summoned not just the police, but everyone into a mandatory meeting.
GREEN BAY – The trio of river otters that escaped from the Green Bay Zoo last week has taken their crime spree to the next