Mt. Olympus Opens New ‘Just Band-Aids’ Pool in Wisconsin Dells
WIS DELLS – Mt. Olympus in Wisconsin Dells has unveiled their latest attraction: the ‘Just Band-Aids’ pool. “We’ve always been about innovation,” said the park’s spokesperson. Plus, it’s a great way to repurpose all those used band-aids we find in pipes.
The “Just Band-Aids” Pool, as its name suggests, is exactly what it sounds like—a pool filled with Band-Aids. “We wanted to offer something different, something memorable, something… adhesive.”
“It’s like swimming through a giant first aid kit,” said little Tommy Murdock.
Health officials have raised concerns about hygiene and the potential for spreading diseases like HIV. In response, Mt. Olympus assured the public that the pool has no more germs than your average Wisconsin Dells hotel room.
As summer heats up, Mt. Olympus remains confident that their new attraction will stick around.
