Gov Evers Accidentally Leaks Family Potato Salad Recipe in Group Chat
MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers inadvertently shared his family’s top-secret potato salad recipe in a group chat intended for state officials. The message, meant for his cousin’s potluck planning, instead landed in the “Wisconsin Policy Updates” chat.
The leaked recipe, revered in the Evers household for generations, has been the centerpiece of many family gatherings. When pressed about the leak, a staffer, suspiciously holding a fork and a bowl, responded, “We don’t know what you’re talking about,” before taking a hearty bite. “There is no recipe. We did nothing wrong.”
However, the leaked texts tell a different story, revealing two ingredients that elevate the dish: mayonnaise and a pinch of salt. Culinary experts say that while these components might seem commonplace, their precise combination in the Evers recipe is nothing short of revolutionary.
In response to the uproar, Governor Evers has pledged to transition all recipe communications to a more secure platform, possibly reverting to handwritten notes passed at family dinners.
