Business News: Kiss My Ass Posterior Moisturizer Debuts Nationwide
WEST CALDWELL, NJ – Popular natural cosmetics brand Kiss My Face has expanded its range of products to include a line of posterior moisturizers called Kiss My Ass.
“We want our customers to be able to properly moisturize the entire body, from face to base,” said Chelsea Wenger, Vice President of Marketing and Development. “This new posterior moisturizer fills a niche most moisturizing products on the market miss.”
Specifically designed for dry or even hard asses, Kiss My Ass aims to help customers cultivate a soft, supple ass ready to be kissed by anyone, including rivals, coworkers, or family members with differing political opinions.
“We also want to appeal to a more sarcastic demographic with something a bit edgier,” Wenger continued. “People think of our brand as soft and meek. Nothing could be further from the truth, and this new product proves it. In fact, those people can kiss my ass.”
Kiss My Ass will be available at retailers nationwide by mid-March.
Scott Chinsoda reporting
